well, update on life:

Matt

Are

Good.

Well, my birthday was last friday, and I loved it! It was filled with much joy and merriment, including a trip to MY THREE FUCKING SONS with five of my close peers. It was sick nasty.

On relationship update, I haven't seen Meaghan in a hundred thousand years. BUT after this spring break, I will be able to see her again! YAY!

On a less sad and pathetic note, I am still working on getting new and improved girlfriend, because I figure that now, about half way through the year, would be the time to GET MY ACT TOGETHER AND GET A GIRLFRIEND. I feel that I am caught between having a great no hassle relationship with a bit-more-than-a-friend (Meaghan), with the detriment of having very little hang-out time with her and even less romance. On the other hand, I could have commitment, where I have to have one girl all the time, seeing her all the time, calling her every night, spending money on holidays on her and other annoying distractions. But, with this type of relationship, I would have someone I can lean on and really have a good relationship with, being able to hang out an have a good time instead of just hooking up whenever we see eachother.

Of the two, I would much rather have a real lasting relationship with someone I could see often and have a good time with, but I still have some lingering affection for little bunnies named Meg...ah whatevs.

So, FFS is doing GREAT, dispite the fact that Phill is OBSESSED with playing ska, which he isn't very good at. And the fact that we never practice. HARRRRRRRRR.

Phill has written like a hundred million new songs, most of which being not so good. At all. In fact, quite lame. Very lame.

Whatevz

Also, Phill finally broke up with Ivy. (YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS SSS)

(I hope he didn't hear that)

(I was wispering as quietly as possible)


Edom is doing good too.

I'd like to give a shoutout to all ma peeps

In da hood

OOOOH

TWO NEW UPDATES ON LIFE.

1: Bandit day is this Friday! Here is the history of this event:

Yes, friends and companions, Wednesday, November 22 2005 is in fact Bandit Day at the Wilton High School (or wherever you live foo!). I know this may come as a suprise if I have not told you already (which is a very slim chance), but just in case I will explain the history of Bandit Day.

One fine day at a school called Wooster in Danbury, CT, three cool kids decided to wear bandanas to school. And we got a bunch of other people to do it too. So then, with our bandit attires doned, we went to go rob train cars and cause general mischif. But one man stood in our way, Sherriff Scott Brady. So we fixed him, leaving an elsusive note under his door (THE BANDITS WITH HAVE THEIR REVENGE!). Unfortunatly, one of our ranks were captured, so the day had to come to an end.

Now, with a new start at WHS, Bandit Day has been reinstated! So come one, come all, wear a bandana or a hat or something to show that you have the spirit of a bandit in you! Trust me, YOU WILL NOT BE THE ONLY ONE DOING IT. IF YOU DO IT, OTHER PEOPLE WILL BE DOING IT TOO

...

haha

Tricked you

You thought it was going to be two new updates

but it was mearly one measly update

...

get me some water

twat.



*CCSHT* Breaker Breaker This is the 242 Dance Commander Calling Signal 439 Sultan of Swing, this is a top priority call regarding the Blue Falcon. Do you read? Over. *CCSHT*




*CCSHT* Dance Commander I read you loud and clear. Give me the mission specs. Over. *CCSHT*





*CCSHT* THis is light easy mission soldier. The Blue Falcon has struck Base 22, and he is moving on to attack the HomeBase. This is no job for even one as experienced as you. Clear all the soldiers out of HomeBase, and if any of you are caught give him whatever he wants. This is a direct order for retreat. Haul all soldiers out, including your own sorry ass. This is attack is undefeatable. Every since the Blue Falcon took the Baron of Bass and converted him to become his most trusted solder, we have been fighting a losing battle. This is not a time for heroics, just for defeat. I am just as sad as you are that this has occured, but all we can do now is haul ass out and hope for the best. I repeat, go in, clear all the solders out, then get yourself out as well. This is direct order. Over. *CCSHT*




*CCSHT* ...No...it isn't possible.......

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I won't accept defeat. I didn't become the top in the academy just for being a pansy who runs at the first sign of danger.

I am taking on the Blue Falcon, and if you won't join me, I'm going alone. I will clear the solders out, then face his troops.

The odds are great, but hey, WE ARE THE BEST.

Over. *CCSHT*




*CCSHT* CAPTAIN THIS IS A DIRECT ORDER. AS LONG AS I AM THE DANCE COMMANDER, I WILL NOT FORFIT INNOCENT LIVES ON MY WATCH.

I lead you through perilous situations before. This isn't a complete defeat, for we will rise again and destroy his troops some day!

We will have to accept defeat and lose the HomeBase. With the combinded power of the Duke of Destruction and the Blue Falcon, they are unstoppable.

Just give up

Over. *CCSHT*




*CCSHT* Dance Commander, you are a great general. I hope your travels bring you great fortune.

It was an honor to serve under you.

But defeat is not acceptable.

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You cannot pursuade me. This is my destiny to fight the Blue Falcon, and then one day maybe we can even destroy the Duke of Destruction.

This may be the end of the line for me, but we can still win this battle. I love you General, but it is my time.

Over...

and OUT.

*CCSHT*




*CCSHT* NO SULTAN YOU FOOL! THE ODDS ARE FORTY TO ONE! EVEN WITH YOUR ELITE FORCE, YOU CANNOT DEFEAT THEM!

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It is too late.


That man was never on to easily give up.

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The best of luck to you soldier.

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I'm going to miss you.

Over and out. *CCSHT*

~DanceCommander:

The Sultan of Swing;
73 Bed Drive
Bedroom, Homestead
06775 Longhorn